psyducked:

I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do

imaginaryimageblog:

Guy Fieri sliding shrimp and pieces of steak onto his hair spikes like kabobs and laughing maniacally as he lowers his head onto a flaming grill